Jersey Shore

Gunna come right out with it. I like to watch the Jersey Shore. Im not ashamed either. This shit is way better than the Kardashians. Only thing good about The Kardashians is that my name is in it. Kar-Dash-Iyun.

This is my Jersey Shore top 5

-Pauly D
-Vinny

Well those two are really the only ones I like but I can tolerate the others I guess.

Ones I can do with out..

-Deena
-Sammie

Thats all I'm going to say about it. I dont know why i'm so intrigued with the drama but I am. Its fantastic. And Pauly D is the man. I dont give a damn about his blowout.. Here is a news flash to you all.. Blowout does not equal deuche bag. Deuche bags come in all different shapes, sizes and ethnicity. Mike "The Situation" is a great antagonist and makes the show interesting. So does Ronnies explosive temper. Snookie is really ignorant but sometimes she can be funny and kind of charming. JWow is really useless to the show if she's not in a fist fight with Sammie or someone. And she has too much of a man voice. But she seems alright. Deena is obnoxious and dumb looking. Sammie is too much like a lot of girls I have met from East Haven.. Lame personality just sits in a chair and plays with her hair waiting for attention. What does she do??? Without Ronnie there her role on the show is nothing..she has nothing to offer the show.

Okay im done talking about my guilty pleasure... The Jersey Shore is a wild train ride that you know is going to crash, and the phase will end...when the crash happens its going to make for some of the wildest television ever so I'm going to watch the speedbumps and pot holes leading up the the ledge.

-Big Ian

Anxiety

Random Rant:   So I love being out in the middle of nowhere (drove out to northern New Hampshire with some fam) , but my anxiety is through the roof and I cant relax. I was planning oon blogging about my ride up but I dont like writing If its not going to come off as funny. The good news about these blog posts is If I dont like the post i can erase it before I send it or just not tell anyone I even made one. I think I'm going to post this whether  its any good or not. Mainly because my mind is racing and I am actually calming myself down.

Cheesy one liners I thought of while driving up
I see a sign for "Rockingham " some town out here in New Hampshire, anyways I cant remember the joke just that my brother is a rock dude and cunningham is our last name... rockingham.. I dunno guess you had to be there..

-I have a solution for houses that get forclosed instead of selling them for mad cheap.. With all this environment stuff everywhere maybe they should just chop down those houses and build a few trees.

Driving out in vermont and New hampshire is really awesome with all the mountains...all you CT folk should just imagine like 50 Sleeping Giants on steroids... Pretty much all I see ..pretty much all i want to see.

Beards... a lot of beards on the men out here.. and a lot of trucks..

This is such a lame post... I should just erase it.. I should never do this when Im in this mood. Im like depressed, anxious and hot as hell. I imagined writing this detailed funny blog and its just fucking lame. I see some people got a kick out of  the picture I posted on fbook of me stapleing the directions to my door panel cuz i had my windows down and didnt want them to fly away..thats great.. Im serious though, I will never buy a gps. I already have a woman in my life telling me what to do. Not only that, you lose track of where you are..you get comfortable and dont pay attention..basically Im trying to say that some smart dude invented some shit that makes us ultimately dumber...make sense?. A Wrestling figure takes more thought to use then a gps. I also have issues with parents that put the tv/dvd player in the back seat of the car. Learn to cope with your annoying/nagging children like an adult. I used to get in fist fights with Colin in the back seat and yeah it drove my dad nuts and ultimately my father was the ultimate winner..(of the fight I mean) If my dad says he was going to pull over he meant it. But I couldnt help but instigate, and colin couldnt help beating my ass with a drum stick..ask him he'll tell ya. So yeah dvd players in the back seat is just lame. And i hate all these f'n animated movies now. Some dumb animal being followed around by another dumb animal (usually voiced by Eddie Murphy) and they find a group of mexican or latin speaking animals (usually George Lopez, or Robin Williams if they cant find a real Latino voice over)  It really grinds my gears these movies. And the kids beg to go see them. They make the movie with adults in mind and usually put in a crude joke here and there...No thank you..If I want crude jokes I know where i can get them. Keep the kids stuff as kids stuff and I can watch my porno when my kids go to bed. Ugh..I dont see them throw Barney and Kermitt the frog in the middle of the rain scene of the "Notebook", and I hate that they HAVE to have a celebrity do the voice over. I dont give a DAMN nor does a 3 year old that J - Lo is the voice of the loveable Sea Otter. Does it really matter who does the voices?? Give the Brooklynn Brawler 50 bucks..I bet he'd make a great evil pigeon. You would rather spend 8 million to have Brad Pitt tell Eddie murphys character to Leave him alone?... Im out. sorry for this sub par post.

-Big Ian

Things I like, things I hate, things i need

I like smiling
I like sports
I like people
I hate frowning
I hate cheerleading
I hate robots
I hate that I cant think of the guy who did that "Super Man that hoe" rap song
I hate the rapper that does that "Super Man that Hoe" song
I hate grounding out
I hate popping out
I hate striking out
I love lucking out
I love the way Latino baseball players talk about baseball
I love food
I need food
I hate seafood
I Love Thai Food
I love being 6'4
I hate banging my head all the time cuz i'm 6'4
I love Sam Adams the beer
Who the hell is Sam Adams the person?
I love facebook
I hate people that make usless changes to facebook
I love reading stuff that intrests me
I hate that nothing really intrests me enough to read about it
I'd probably love books on tape
I love sleep
I need sleep
It really pisses me off that I cant ever sleep
I love to walk
I hate the beach
I hate that I dont actually like long walks on the beach
I love The Beatles
I love the Rolling Stones
I hate beatles
And I reckon getting hit with a rolling stone would hurt
I love Rolling Rock
Ditto
I hate smoking rock
I actually dont know that for sure cuz i've never tried
I love helping people
I hate people that dont help themselves
I help people that do hate themselves
I hate myself for not helping myself when there is plenty of free food.
I hate that no one will probably read this far
I love that line I just made about the food..I actually made myself chuckle on that one.
I love you
I hate the letter U
I LOVE W

-Big Ian

School of Broadcasting

So today I have a meeting with CSB (Connecticut School of Broadcastng) I hope to possibly enroll there this fall. I have a playoff game in guilford for softball. I guess you can call this blog post a damn todo list so far. You know what really bothered me today? I googled "csb stratford CT" because one of the locations is in ....Stratford. YOu know what results came up that almost made me combust spontaiously?  "CSB locations NEAR Stratford"   Thanks google... way to blatantly not help me.  Its similar to the way my smart phone tries to edit my texts...if I want to write hell..dont make it he'll, or add periods for me, I can write swear words if I want.. Maybe my smart phone just has a mental defect. Atleast my "dumb phones" didnt assume it knew what i really wanted to say.  Anyways I finally found the address to the CSB so I guess Im going to go there now. Wish me luck.

For the record.. People keep asking me if Anna Liffey's fired me.. The answer is no. I gave my notice in June that I would finish up my remaining shows that ran into August. That is like a 2 month notice. If I ever get fired you will all know because I would pull such a stunt it would make the front page of the register. Just Saying

-Big Ian

Nascar and meter people

So I am a zone out type of guy, and I always have the knack for turning the radio off during commercials. I am a sports talk radio guy. I know this comes as a shocker to those who think I'm obsessed with music. But for the most part fm radio should be used to torture terrorists at Guantonamo Bay.  So I listen to wfan (thats 660 on your radio dial) I just cant stand the 20/20 updates and the kars for kids ads so I turn off the radio..Then I zone out thinking about god knows what only to turn the radio on 13 minutes later to the start of another commercial break. This is significant because today during sportscenter I zoned out like 30 times...everytime I zoned back in they were talking about NASCAR. Now I could say the usual speel about how its not a sport and how can people watch cars drive in circles over and over and over again..Im not going to do or say that, because everyone likes something that someone else thinks sucks.. Like I think Little Wayne sucks but the guy is a multi platinum grammy award winning sellout concert millionair who LOVES rapping about shorty ALL THE TIME and giggling after every "witty ryme"..but what do I know? Anyways..why and how is NASCAR on sportscenter? Just find another channel to put that shit on.

A meter guy told me today it is against the law to put money in someone elses meter, and wrote a ticket for this strangers car while he repeated very unclearly "Thas not yo car" "Thas agense the Law" So let me get this straight. I am urged to report stolen cable but I cant put a fucking quarter in a meter to save someone from a ticket? At the time I was speachless. All i can say was "Wow you guys are really cracking down on parking violations" To which he simply responded "Yup" I wonder if the public feels better about the city CRACKIN down hard on parking laws. I'll feel safer when they start paying more attention to parked cars that are getting broken into.

-Big Ian

140 characters my ass

By the time I get to the juicy good part of my "Tweets" its usually time to scale down and edit them, using numbers for for, and to. Well now I have a blog. I had been contemplating starting one for a while but I don't think I was ready for that kind of responsibility. First of all for the record...I am a horrible speller and I'm sure most of the comments from whatever followers I do get will comment on my incorrect spelling. I've said it before and I will say it again...I am the smartest person I know, and my spelling has no reflection on how smart I am, it is simply a glitch. So please if you are OCD and can't handle bad Grammar; incorrekt speeling and impropper use of nowns then this iz not the blog for u. Thanks for reading!

-Big Ian