Gunna come right out with it. I like to watch the Jersey Shore. Im not ashamed either. This shit is way better than the Kardashians. Only thing good about The Kardashians is that my name is in it. Kar-Dash-Iyun.
This is my Jersey Shore top 5
-Pauly D
-Vinny
Well those two are really the only ones I like but I can tolerate the others I guess.
Ones I can do with out..
-Deena
-Sammie
Thats all I'm going to say about it. I dont know why i'm so intrigued with the drama but I am. Its fantastic. And Pauly D is the man. I dont give a damn about his blowout.. Here is a news flash to you all.. Blowout does not equal deuche bag. Deuche bags come in all different shapes, sizes and ethnicity. Mike "The Situation" is a great antagonist and makes the show interesting. So does Ronnies explosive temper. Snookie is really ignorant but sometimes she can be funny and kind of charming. JWow is really useless to the show if she's not in a fist fight with Sammie or someone. And she has too much of a man voice. But she seems alright. Deena is obnoxious and dumb looking. Sammie is too much like a lot of girls I have met from East Haven.. Lame personality just sits in a chair and plays with her hair waiting for attention. What does she do??? Without Ronnie there her role on the show is nothing..she has nothing to offer the show.
Okay im done talking about my guilty pleasure... The Jersey Shore is a wild train ride that you know is going to crash, and the phase will end...when the crash happens its going to make for some of the wildest television ever so I'm going to watch the speedbumps and pot holes leading up the the ledge.
-Big Ian
"Thats all I'm going to say about it" and then you add two and a half more paragraphs! A total swerve.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I think you are confusing "douchebag" with "deutschbag," which is what you carry around schnitzel and salted licorice in.