Anxiety

Random Rant:   So I love being out in the middle of nowhere (drove out to northern New Hampshire with some fam) , but my anxiety is through the roof and I cant relax. I was planning oon blogging about my ride up but I dont like writing If its not going to come off as funny. The good news about these blog posts is If I dont like the post i can erase it before I send it or just not tell anyone I even made one. I think I'm going to post this whether  its any good or not. Mainly because my mind is racing and I am actually calming myself down.

Cheesy one liners I thought of while driving up
I see a sign for "Rockingham " some town out here in New Hampshire, anyways I cant remember the joke just that my brother is a rock dude and cunningham is our last name... rockingham.. I dunno guess you had to be there..

-I have a solution for houses that get forclosed instead of selling them for mad cheap.. With all this environment stuff everywhere maybe they should just chop down those houses and build a few trees.

Driving out in vermont and New hampshire is really awesome with all the mountains...all you CT folk should just imagine like 50 Sleeping Giants on steroids... Pretty much all I see ..pretty much all i want to see.

Beards... a lot of beards on the men out here.. and a lot of trucks..

This is such a lame post... I should just erase it.. I should never do this when Im in this mood. Im like depressed, anxious and hot as hell. I imagined writing this detailed funny blog and its just fucking lame. I see some people got a kick out of  the picture I posted on fbook of me stapleing the directions to my door panel cuz i had my windows down and didnt want them to fly away..thats great.. Im serious though, I will never buy a gps. I already have a woman in my life telling me what to do. Not only that, you lose track of where you are..you get comfortable and dont pay attention..basically Im trying to say that some smart dude invented some shit that makes us ultimately dumber...make sense?. A Wrestling figure takes more thought to use then a gps. I also have issues with parents that put the tv/dvd player in the back seat of the car. Learn to cope with your annoying/nagging children like an adult. I used to get in fist fights with Colin in the back seat and yeah it drove my dad nuts and ultimately my father was the ultimate winner..(of the fight I mean) If my dad says he was going to pull over he meant it. But I couldnt help but instigate, and colin couldnt help beating my ass with a drum stick..ask him he'll tell ya. So yeah dvd players in the back seat is just lame. And i hate all these f'n animated movies now. Some dumb animal being followed around by another dumb animal (usually voiced by Eddie Murphy) and they find a group of mexican or latin speaking animals (usually George Lopez, or Robin Williams if they cant find a real Latino voice over)  It really grinds my gears these movies. And the kids beg to go see them. They make the movie with adults in mind and usually put in a crude joke here and there...No thank you..If I want crude jokes I know where i can get them. Keep the kids stuff as kids stuff and I can watch my porno when my kids go to bed. Ugh..I dont see them throw Barney and Kermitt the frog in the middle of the rain scene of the "Notebook", and I hate that they HAVE to have a celebrity do the voice over. I dont give a DAMN nor does a 3 year old that J - Lo is the voice of the loveable Sea Otter. Does it really matter who does the voices?? Give the Brooklynn Brawler 50 bucks..I bet he'd make a great evil pigeon. You would rather spend 8 million to have Brad Pitt tell Eddie murphys character to Leave him alone?... Im out. sorry for this sub par post.

-Big Ian