Nascar and meter people

So I am a zone out type of guy, and I always have the knack for turning the radio off during commercials. I am a sports talk radio guy. I know this comes as a shocker to those who think I'm obsessed with music. But for the most part fm radio should be used to torture terrorists at Guantonamo Bay.  So I listen to wfan (thats 660 on your radio dial) I just cant stand the 20/20 updates and the kars for kids ads so I turn off the radio..Then I zone out thinking about god knows what only to turn the radio on 13 minutes later to the start of another commercial break. This is significant because today during sportscenter I zoned out like 30 times...everytime I zoned back in they were talking about NASCAR. Now I could say the usual speel about how its not a sport and how can people watch cars drive in circles over and over and over again..Im not going to do or say that, because everyone likes something that someone else thinks sucks.. Like I think Little Wayne sucks but the guy is a multi platinum grammy award winning sellout concert millionair who LOVES rapping about shorty ALL THE TIME and giggling after every "witty ryme"..but what do I know? Anyways..why and how is NASCAR on sportscenter? Just find another channel to put that shit on.

A meter guy told me today it is against the law to put money in someone elses meter, and wrote a ticket for this strangers car while he repeated very unclearly "Thas not yo car" "Thas agense the Law" So let me get this straight. I am urged to report stolen cable but I cant put a fucking quarter in a meter to save someone from a ticket? At the time I was speachless. All i can say was "Wow you guys are really cracking down on parking violations" To which he simply responded "Yup" I wonder if the public feels better about the city CRACKIN down hard on parking laws. I'll feel safer when they start paying more attention to parked cars that are getting broken into.

-Big Ian